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		<title>3,000 Subscribers!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hooray!  After only four years on YouTube, Better Than The Machine has officially passed 3,000 subscribers on our YouTube channel!
Now all we need are 997,000 more subscribers and then we&#8217;ll almost be big time!  Almost.  Right now, we&#8217;re just a little bit less popular than all those 13-year-old kids who just got [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.betterthanthemachine.net/?p=1165</link>
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		<title>Better Than The Machine To Sue Little Girl</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While taking a walk last Thursday, I noticed a sign on the front door of a neighbor&#8217;s house that looked very familiar.  Before I was run-off by six young toughs, I managed to capture this image of the sign:

Does it look familiar?  It should!  The image beneath the sexist message on this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.betterthanthemachine.net/?p=1106</link>
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		<title>2 New Smoshes by Reid: Odd Animal Couples and Failed Military Weapons</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever wondered if a snake and a hamster would make good roommates?  Me neither.  Check out this new Smosh!

Featuring a frog jumping around with a mouse on its back.  What else could you possibly need to know?  Mother Nature provided the animals, I provided the jokes.

Later, on the same [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.betterthanthemachine.net/?p=1158</link>
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		<title>New Smosh By Reid: People, Places &amp; Things That Need New Names</title>
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I wrote and did all the art for this, except for &#8220;Donald Duck,&#8221; for whom credit goes to my editor C.J. Arabia.
&#8211;Reid.
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		<link>http://www.betterthanthemachine.net/?p=1095</link>
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		<title>Mean Reid Machine&#8217;s New Comedy Job!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Howdy!
I thought I&#8217;d indulge in some shameless self promotion here on bttm.net and announce that I&#8217;ve got a new gig writing for humor website Smosh.com.  In addition to comedy content written by writers like me, Smosh.com serves as the homepage of a famous-on-the-Internet comic duo who are also coincidentally called Smosh.  Hmmn&#8230; that&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.betterthanthemachine.net/?p=1083</link>
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		<title>Hell yeah!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to everyone who came out to Salon des Refusés to support us and drink beer with us!
&#8211;Reid.
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		<link>http://www.betterthanthemachine.net/?p=1074</link>
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		<title>Discount Tickets For The Festival This Saturday!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you haven&#8217;t bought your tickets for Salon des Refusés yet, then you&#8217;re in luck! The theater is now offering a special discount! Tickets are now only $5 to see any block of the show, or $12 to see it all!  That&#8217;s chump change!  We kick off the 8pm block this Saturday night, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.betterthanthemachine.net/?p=1069</link>
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		<title>New Video: Are You Stronger Than A 5th Grader?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In our newest video, the battle between fifth graders and adults three times their size is finally settled!  We pit youthful energy against life experience and very, very big muscles!  Who will win?  Watch Are You Stronger Than A 5th Grader and cheer on your favorite generation! 

Are You Stronger Than A [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.betterthanthemachine.net/?p=1054</link>
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		<title>REJECTEDfest is now Salon des Refusés! Classy!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[REJECTEDfest 2010 has changed its name to Salon des Refusés, the Exhibition of Rejects!  Don&#8217;t worry, Better Than The Machine is still a proud group of rejects in any language!  Even French!  Vive Better Than The Machine!  Nous sommes perdants!  
Hmmn&#8230; since I have no idea what I just said, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.betterthanthemachine.net/?p=971</link>
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		<title>REJECTEDfest 2010</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s not important to know exactly which NYC sketch comedy festival rejected which hometown sketch comedy group for the fourth year in a row. This year somebody noticed that if they put together the best rejected comedy groups, they could hold one hell of another comedy festival.  Better Than The Machine is proud to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.betterthanthemachine.net/?p=925</link>
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