I just discovered that behind the words “Better Than The Machine,” the top search term on Google for finding betterthanthemachine.net is “racism”. This is followed closely by “machine sex” and “better fuck machine”.
And if that doesn’t make you want to come out and see our last show in June this Saturday, I don’t know what will! Make sure to buy tickets in advance by clicking here.
Today’s video is a collaboration between Christina and our good friend comedian Dave Burdick. Here is an actual conversation between Dave and Christina’s mom that occurred on Saturday night:
Dave: Hi, I’m Dave. I wrote a sketch with your daughter.
Mrs. Reynolds: Nice to meet you.
Dave: Check it out on Monday. You’ll like it.
Mrs. Reynolds: Okay!
Dave: I mean you’ll REALLY like it.
Our full length show It’s Not Me. (It’s You.) has been extended into July at the PIT! We’ll be playing every Thursday at 9:30 PM in July! New night, new time, and new jokes! All right!
And take note: there are still tickets available to see us live this weekend (and next) Saturday at 7:00 PM! Buy tickets online! Come see what all this MTV hype is about!
Our full length show It’s Not Me. (It’s You.) continues every Thursday in July! New night, new time, new jokes! And for three bucks cheaper! All right!
Our full length show It’s Not Me. (It’s You.) continues every Thursday in July! New night, new time, new jokes! And for three bucks cheaper! All right!
Our full length show It’s Not Me. (It’s You.) continues every Thursday in July! New night, new time, new jokes! And for three bucks cheaper! All right!
Our full length show It’s Not Me. (It’s You.) continues every Thursday in July! New night, new time, new jokes! And for three bucks cheaper! All right!
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National Comedy Theater (347 W. 36th St., between 8th & 9th)
We’re going to opening for our friends Chocolate Cake City. We’re going to be doing an different kind of set featuring Paul, Carlos, Reid, and Matt! (and maybe Will!)
Check out our video “Scarred By Scarred,” which appeared last night on MTV. The above is MTV’s edit of the video. Make sure to check out our original edit, too.